the eskimo (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} wastedeskimo13) wrote,@ 2006-06-25 16:12:00 |
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world cup predictions:
World Cup Finals: France Vs. Brazil
Ronoldo will score early off a header after service from Ronaldinho.
Ronoldo will then proceed to get his second goal after some crazy ass dribbling around the entire French defense and a shot from just inside the penalty box. Down 2-0 France will kick it into overdrive and get a score from their captain (the bald one) from 25 yards that will fall just over the hands of brazils keeper. Henry will then even it in the 87th minute after a beautiful cross that will set up his almost as beautiful shot from just outside the six yard box. However, during his celebration Henry will turn and spit in the faces of Ronadinho, the referee, his own keeper, his coach and finally himself. After multiple red card hand outs he will be forever banned from world cup action. Brazil will be awarded 1 penalty shot for each player on the field. After 21 brilliant saves, the French keeper will finally be beat on the 22nd shot by an englishman suffering from severe mental trauma after the English were eliminated by the Germans. The poor englishman will then be mobbed by French soccor hooligans. However, because they are all a bunch of pussies, he will easily defeat them. He will not get so lucky when the official French attack animal of the world cup, the rabid grizzly bear, attempts to make up for the patheticness of his fallen comrades. After much deliberation, and mostly becuase the ref is still pissed that someone spit in his face, he will allow the goal and Brazil will take a 3-2 lead. Just before the whistle blows the field will suddenly be blown up by an ICBM. As the smoke clears the trophy will be taken by the TRUE champions of the FIFA 2006 World Cup. USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!
Im already working on making this happen, anyone know where i can get a rabid grizzly bear and an ICBM?
World Cup Finals: France Vs. Brazil
Ronoldo will score early off a header after service from Ronaldinho.
Ronoldo will then proceed to get his second goal after some crazy ass dribbling around the entire French defense and a shot from just inside the penalty box. Down 2-0 France will kick it into overdrive and get a score from their captain (the bald one) from 25 yards that will fall just over the hands of brazils keeper. Henry will then even it in the 87th minute after a beautiful cross that will set up his almost as beautiful shot from just outside the six yard box. However, during his celebration Henry will turn and spit in the faces of Ronadinho, the referee, his own keeper, his coach and finally himself. After multiple red card hand outs he will be forever banned from world cup action. Brazil will be awarded 1 penalty shot for each player on the field. After 21 brilliant saves, the French keeper will finally be beat on the 22nd shot by an englishman suffering from severe mental trauma after the English were eliminated by the Germans. The poor englishman will then be mobbed by French soccor hooligans. However, because they are all a bunch of pussies, he will easily defeat them. He will not get so lucky when the official French attack animal of the world cup, the rabid grizzly bear, attempts to make up for the patheticness of his fallen comrades. After much deliberation, and mostly becuase the ref is still pissed that someone spit in his face, he will allow the goal and Brazil will take a 3-2 lead. Just before the whistle blows the field will suddenly be blown up by an ICBM. As the smoke clears the trophy will be taken by the TRUE champions of the FIFA 2006 World Cup. USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!
Im already working on making this happen, anyone know where i can get a rabid grizzly bear and an ICBM?
